LinkedIn Park

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LinkedIn Park

Twelve thought leaders are on their lunch break. Walk up to anyone and they'll tell you what they're humbled to announce. Every minute, someone gets restructured.

You start as an Unpaid Intern. Climb to CEO before you burn out.

Arrow keys or WASD
Walk
Click or tap
Walk to a spot
Space
Hear their next post
1 to 4
React to a post
C
Connect (they'll follow you)
P
Write your own post
M
Mute or unmute
F
Throw your CV at someone
G
Throw an endorsement
E
Sit, kick, steal pizza, reprint CVs
V
Switch between 2D and 3D

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